Friday, October 15, 2004


This is a Common Ink Cap. Also very tasty, but apparently it makes you sick if you eat it in conjunction with alcohol. Look at the lovely umbo on that. Posted by Hello


This is a Shaggy Ink Cap, dont you know. Mmm, nice. Posted by Hello


Its a Moomin! he is Shroomin. Posted by Hello


'Shroomin Moomin

Mmmm, I've been munching on mushrooms picked all by my little self. Loads of butter, and just a bit of garlic, herbs, pepper and chopped sunblush tomatoes. Dumped on toasted granary bread. Its true, that once you do a hunter-gatherer on mushrooms, you are hooked. Or maybe its just me being really fucking sad.

Thursday, October 14, 2004


This is my Chav mate, Jo. She's really cool, and smokes Lambert and Butler. She fancies Peter Andre and her favourite song is 'Survivior' by Destiny's Child. Love her. Posted by Hello


Chav Jokes

OK, so we all like to have a laugh at the culturally challenged sometimes, these make me chuckle...

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004


Steve the Sheep. Baa-aa. Look at his cute little ears. Posted by Hello


Me Posted by Hello

Monday, October 11, 2004


Intro Rant


A little introduction on myself, I think, I'm Sharyn and my favourite pastimes are cheese, wine and sunshine. Especially cheese. I am also quite obsessed by mushrooms at present, it is very much the season right now, you know. And it gets me out into the countryside and undergrowth. Apparently the other night I was found crashed on a friends' bed having been heavily dosed with Sambuca talking about fungus and mushrooms in my sleep. I think the spores have invaded my brain. Am missing the English summertime already, those two weeks seem to have passed - I am usually found doing things like this:
(Picture above)
Here is a picture of my boyfriend, Steve the sheep. As you can see, he is quite the cuddly sort, and he is very low maintenance as long as you feed him grass and give him the occasional stroking. His downsides are getting poo caught in his fur and his refusal to contribute to Sunday roasts. Please feel free to leave a message for him, he doesn't have his own blog, as his little tiny hooves can't cope with a keyboard.
(Picture above - I'm crap at blogs)

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