Rantings of a Fluffy Monster

A bird of worthy note is the hypno-chick. It lures its prey with the use of its hypnotic eyes and its confusingly sickly-sweet-but pug-fucking-ugly appearance. Upon approaching this treacle monster, it feasts upon the victims brainwaves and proceeds to hum songs by the Carpenters until its prey’s head implodes. Rare reports have found the hypno-chick masquerading as a whore’s ginger mirkin, where it can contentedly wait like a spider in a web for her unwitting punters. This proves to be quite a successful symbient relationship, as Carpenter’s music independently playing from one’s hairy gash can prove to be quite a novelty.