Rantings of a Fluffy Monster

I had a dream this weekend that I was in a beautiful greenhouse, but couldn't hear much, because my ears were clogged full of wax. Then this cross between a woodpecker and hummingbird lighted upon my shoulder, slipped its beak into my ear and started feeding on my lug-jam. I got really worried, as I thought that he was about to start hammering into my brain woodpecker-style, but it was allright - Death just peered from his black cloak, waved his bony hand at me and said it would be fine.